No joke, I was changing out cold air intakes when a bird flew down and crapped in my TB. I then ran and got my 20 gauge and started shooting at any bird I saw. Later the cops showed up at my house saying the neighbors were complaining. I told them I was sighting in my 30/30 before rifle season. I will find that bird and he will die!
dude, that's the funniest story I have ever read!!! sorry about the crap in your engine though and good luck killing that bird!
Project Resurrection is in full swing!